For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....