Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...