Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...