I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
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A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Any last requests?
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Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...