Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...