What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...