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A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
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Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
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|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
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A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Miracle Bra Alternative
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