What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
OLD never dies
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rolling stones
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Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...