Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!