Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...