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men chasing women
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Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
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Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...