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Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Stupid Insults 10/31
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Defining the Americans
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Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...