Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...