Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...