Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...