What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
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Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
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A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
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Letters from charities
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A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...