Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
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Installing a Carpet
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Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
A Modest Essay
A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE...
Elephant jokes 05
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