Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
How is sex like air?
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Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
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The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Yo mama is so fat
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men and beer bottles
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Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
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