Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Skiing season training
|Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...