Jock vs. Nerd
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What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
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Waiting on a long line
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Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Car Acronyms
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When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...