The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...