Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...