The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a...