Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...