Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!