In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.