Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...