Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...