ride it to hospital!
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Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...