Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...