Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...