Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Democrats V. Republicans
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Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...