Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...