And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...