Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...