Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...