What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
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How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
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Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
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