Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!