100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Japan’s quality standard
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Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...