Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...