Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...