Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...