Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!