Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Miracle Bra Alternative
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Some Words of Wisdom
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