Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Blonde quickies 141-160
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Tee Shirt Lines
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IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...