A good chess player
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The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Testing a new recruit
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Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...