yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
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Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
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Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...