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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!