What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.