How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...