Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...